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3.85sQuiet, robots! They're showing Calculon's star on the Walk of Fame!
3.24sAh, yes. I'll always have that.
3.02sCalculon was truly the has-been's has-been.
7.62sAnd so I am proud to tear up his star and replace it with a second star for the fabulous Robert Wagner.
1.57s(CROWD CHEERING) Thank you. Thank you.
1.48sThank you very much.
2.4sThis is truly another honor.
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3.84sDon't get discouraged, there's no shame in being replaced by Robert Wagner.
4.34sI would be discouraged were I an ordinary acting unit!
7.34sBut for me, 'tis an opportunity to prove anew that I am the greatest actor who ever trod the boards!
0.7sYay!
0.63sAll right!
3.57sOr I circled jobs in the classifieds you might be good at.
2.24sAssembling machinery pays well.
1.69sI'll have to start at the bottom.
1.22sBut Fox already said no.
1.97sI mean live theater!
2.7sI wrote this one-man show years ago, but I...