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3.57skills himself, laugh, laugh, laugh, go to commercial. Got it?
1.2sAnd action!
1.65s...pause!
0.77s
1.7sStill rolling.
4.7sOh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped from those brutal crab fishermen.
5.09sI want you to know I didn't wait for you, not even for one day.
5.17s(SIGHS) Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to kill myself,
2.74sif I weren't the legendary Calculon,
2.67sthe greatest acting unit of all time!
3.59sThis show is about me! And it always has been!
7.11sNow, find the co-executive hack who wrote this drivel and tell him I want 37 more climactic speeches by lunch!
2.77sCut! That was terrible!
1.3sJust stick to the script.
1.97sAnd if you don't get it on the second take, you're fired.
1.27sLet's take five, people.
2.74s(BELL RINGS) Second take?