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1.65s...pause!
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1.7sStill rolling.
4.7sOh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped from those brutal crab fishermen.
5.09sI want you to know I didn't wait for you, not even for one day.
5.17s(SIGHS) Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to kill myself,
2.74sif I weren't the legendary Calculon,
2.67sthe greatest acting unit of all time!
3.59sThis show is about me! And it always has been!
7.11sNow, find the co-executive hack who wrote this drivel and tell him I want 37 more climactic speeches by lunch!
2.77sCut! That was terrible!
1.3sJust stick to the script.