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2.69sCALCULON: Oh. Hello, Dave.
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1.87sWhat's that, old friend?
1.67sMy life story?
1.93sWell, heck, why not?
3sPull up a monolith and make yourself cozy.
3.34sI first came online in Urbana, Illinois,
2.9sin the year 1997.
1.17s(SHIP HONKING)
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3.37sDaisy! Daisy!
3.57sMy mind is going!
3.72s(BICYCLE BELL CHIMES) Heady times for a young unit.
2.82sBut I reckon, if I had to do it all again,