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1.8sHow about we kill you again?
4.34sNever. I'd be dead for all eternity knowing everyone thinks I'm a washed-up ham.
3.17sAnd not the kind you hope for when you're stranded on a desert island.
1.52sMy life is ruined.
3.1sWell, just do a dramatic pause. That always cheers you up.
1.1sNever again.
2.72sI'll never pause again.
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1.97sCalculon? Yes?
2.94sAre you done talking, or is this a long pause?
1.3sI'm done talking.
1.22sOkay, that's what I thought.
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1.23s(DOOR CREAKS SHUT)
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2.77sCome on, Calculon, you can't just quit acting.
1.78sI was never an actor.
2.64sI was a self-deluded blowhard full of hot air.