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4.15sit's been a year since my ugly husband Calculon disappeared without a trace,
3.54sevidently forced into servitude aboard a crab fishing boat.
2.45sSo he's, like, legally dead now.
1.82sWant to get married and whatever?
2.52sUgh! The new guy is so boring.
4.15sI like him. His acting is much more subtle than Calculon's.
2.25sVaxtron, I have to tell you something.
1.25sI'm pregnant.
1.75sAnd you're not the father!
1.83s(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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1.55sOkey-doke.
2.49sYou see? You see? Calculon would have acted the crap out of that.
3.04sHe would've acted so hard, the camera would've broken down.
1.17sIn tears!
1.3sI'm changing the channel.
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1.25s(PLAYING SOLEMN TUNE)
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3.4sMan, Bender and I used to love watching All My Circuits together.
2.8sNow what are we supposed to do at the office instead of work?
1.22sHow about talking to each other?
2.2sThat's what bath time is for.
3.54sIf we talk to each other any more than that, it'll ruin our friendship.
3.47sOh! If only we could bring Calculon back to life somehow.