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3.04sYes. So make sure your acting is over the top and horrible.
2.07sYou literally cannot do this too crappily.
1.74sYou've already got the look.
3.35sOld, past your prime, a relic from a lamer era.
2.97sYou really do look disgusting. A real Calculon type.
1.37sJust... Ugh!
1.37sOkay, you know what? Just hire him.
1.62sDone.
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2.92sIt's humbling to be back on my old soundstage as a bit player.
0.87sHumble is good.
1.4sYour self-esteem took a beating,
2.07sbut that's what brought out your true talent.
3.6sYes. You land hard when you fall from the top, right?
3.92sI used to be king here. Now I'm nothing but a mere peasant.
2.14sOr at best, a viscount.
1.72sI think "peasant" is about right.
2.35sDuke. On this set, I'm at least a duke.
3.77sMy extensive acting resume dwarfs that of the average bit player.
2.25sYes, that's true. But remember,
2.47sit's that kind of acting that ruined you.
3.18sOr maybe archduke. Whichever one gets to fire the director.
1.72sOh, Lord, here we go.
2.3sLook, please just show some humility,