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2.27sWe'll take one of each.
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2.64sOh, yeah, I get a good feeling about these.
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2.33s"Worst play in history."
3.44s"Calculon dies for second time."
3.37s"Theater to be demolished to remove stink of new show."
2.74s"Twelve hospitalized for boredom at play."
2.7sIt says nine of them are gonna be okay.
3.85sSo they really didn't like it. They hated my acting.
2.62sNot entirely. I mean, "Worst play in history,"
1.63sthere's some ambiguity there.
4.67sYe gods! What manner of beef-witted popinjay am I?
2.14sWell, there's a couple ways to answer that.
2.03sThe scales have dropped from my eyes.
2sI'm not the greatest actor ever.
2.3sI'm a talentless buffoon!
1.52sAnd it's all your fault!
2.3sWhy did you drag me back to this mortal realm?
3.52sI was enjoying a happy death, thinking I had died a star,
1.62suntil you showed up.
1.82sSorry. Let us make it up to you.
1.8sHow about we kill you again?