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3.85sQuiet, robots! They're showing Calculon's star on the Walk of Fame!
3.24sAh, yes. I'll always have that.
3.02sCalculon was truly the has-been's has-been.
7.62sAnd so I am proud to tear up his star and replace it with a second star for the fabulous Robert Wagner.
1.57s(CROWD CHEERING) Thank you. Thank you.
1.48sThank you very much.
2.4sThis is truly another honor.
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3.84sDon't get discouraged, there's no shame in being replaced by Robert Wagner.
4.34sI would be discouraged were I an ordinary acting unit!
7.34sBut for me, 'tis an opportunity to prove anew that I am the greatest actor who ever trod the boards!
0.7sYay!
0.63sAll right!
3.57sOr I circled jobs in the classifieds you might be good at.
2.24sAssembling machinery pays well.
1.69sI'll have to start at the bottom.