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2.69sNow, stand back and watch the master at work.
1.25sWhoo!
1.13sYou can do it, Calc-y!
1.9sNo. He can't.
1.07sYou beg my pardon?
1.12sI'm sorry, Calculon,
2.22sbut someone needs to remind you of the truth.
4.55sYou're a grade-B actor who died and was immediately forgotten.
1.72sLeela! That's not very nice.
4.96sYou're nothing but a pompous windbag who lost touch with genuine emotion years ago.
2.77sThe sad fact is, we should have left you dead,
3.34sbecause you can't possibly do a scene like this.
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2.07sThat was the meanest thing I ever saw.
2.79sGood. Maybe it'll work.
2.27sOh!
2.2s(BLARING) Action!
4.9sOh, Calculon, I wish you had never escaped from those brutal crab fishermen.
5.42sI want you to know I didn't wait for you, not even for one day.
4.91s(SIGHS) Then I suppose the honorable thing would be to kill myself.