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2.02s
2.8sIt's funny 'cause I don't know him.
2.65sI'm here for the Alch-Anon meeting.
2.1sMm-hmm. Third door on your left.
4.4s- Coping with Senility?
- No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery.
2.64sNo, wait. Coping with Senility.
2.34s
0.43sMy name is Ned.
2.65sHello, Ned!
3.12sIt's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
3.57sIt was my first-- and last-- blackberry schnapps.
3.04s
2.07sNed, did you clip Ann Landers today?
3.67s- Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
- Ned!
3.97sI was more animal than man!
2.09sMy name is Otto.
2.42sI love to get blotto.
2.02sMy name is Hans.
2.29sDrinking has ruined my life.
3.1sI'm 31 years old.