2.42sWelcome to the Duff Brewery.
2.5sNow, I'm sure all of you have heard the rumors...
2.74sthat a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine.
2.57s- Strychnine?
- That's news to me.
2.44sAre you sure? Well, everyone's talking about it.
2.67s- It was even on CNN last night.
- CNN?
2.2sNo, I didn't see a thing.
1.6sWell, it's not true. Let's go.
3.47s
2.8sNow, here's one of our favorite Duff beer commercials...
2.3sfrom the early 1950s.
2.88sOnly Duff fills your "Q" zone...
2.7swith pure beer goodness.