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3.17sI want the most intelligent hamster you've got.
0.53sOkay. Uh--
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1.95sthis little guy writes mysteries...
1.84sunder the name of J.D. MacGregor.
1.92sHow can a hamster write mysteries?
3.32sWell, he gets the ending first. Then he works backward.
0.53sAw, come on.
3.34sLook, kid, just take him before his mother eats him.
1.77sHave a good day at work, honey.
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2.1sHa ha!
3.47sStupid bicycle. Can't believe this. No-good, rotten--
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1.92sI guess it's not all bad.
5.7sI propose to determine the answer to the question: Is my brother dumber than a hamster?