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3.57sIt was my first-- and last-- blackberry schnapps.
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2.07sNed, did you clip Ann Landers today?
3.67s- Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
- Ned!
3.97sI was more animal than man!
2.09sMy name is Otto.
2.42sI love to get blotto.
2.02sMy name is Hans.
2.29sDrinking has ruined my life.
3.1sI'm 31 years old.
3.52sMy name is Homer, and I'm just here because the court made me come.
3.65sHomer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
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3.47sSo they say I might have a problem.
2.82sHomie, do you ever drink alone?
0.53sDoes the Lord count as a person?
1.89sNo.
0.63sThen, yes.
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