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2.02s
2.8sIt's funny 'cause I don't know him.
2.65sI'm here for the Alch-Anon meeting.
2.1sMm-hmm. Third door on your left.
4.4s- Coping with Senility?
- No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery.
2.64sNo, wait. Coping with Senility.
2.34s
0.43sMy name is Ned.
2.65sHello, Ned!
3.12sIt's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
3.57sIt was my first-- and last-- blackberry schnapps.
3.04s
2.07sNed, did you clip Ann Landers today?
3.67s- Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
- Ned!
3.97sI was more animal than man!
2.09sMy name is Otto.
2.42sI love to get blotto.
2.02sMy name is Hans.
2.29sDrinking has ruined my life.
3.1sI'm 31 years old.
3.52sMy name is Homer, and I'm just here because the court made me come.
3.65sHomer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.