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2.02sUh, welcome back, Homer.
2.59sI see you finally hit rock bottom.
3.29sNot a chance. I can sink way lower.
2.27sI just came to help my friend Barney.
1.87sWe all know why we're here, don't we?
3.84sTo keep ourselves sober, and to network. So let's get started.
2.77sWell, after I lost my third job in two days,
2.5sold Gil was in a pit of despair.
2.55sAnd that's when you realized you were an alcoholic?
4.5sOh, no, I never touch the stuff. But you don't have to be drunk to know the value of Amway.
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2.29sNow, this is used crankcase oil,
2.55swhich you ladies know is murder to clean up, you know?
1.95sAnd company's coming--
4.64sOh! You're doing this at the worst possible time. Oh, your finger's in my eye!
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