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4sYou wish. That's the stage we call "Professor Barney."
4.37sTalkative, coherent, even insightful. Here's drunk.
1.83s
4.49sWell, I'm off to market.
2.67sMarge, you're making a complete fool of yours--
1.8sOh, it's just Barney.
2.49s
4.4sPrecious alcohol, soaking in the shag!
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2.95s
2.8sOh. How embarrassing.
1.83sWell, how did this happen?
1.37sOh, that. You've had that for a while.
3.29sYeah, I can't really picture you without it.
2.22sOh, I'm a disgrace!
2.29sDisgracefully hilarious.
3.12sYou passed out before we could even give you your presents.
3.19sI still got mine. Barney, I got you what no drunk can do without--
2.58sMorning-after stationery.
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3.27sAnd I got you helicopter-flyin' lessons.