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2.32sI'll be at Moe's.
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1.95sSo I says to the cop, "No,
3.5syou're driving under the influence of bein' a jerk!"
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3.54sHey, Barney, what's with the glum face?
2.14sYou glum or somethin'? Huh, glummy?
4.34sYou know, it was my birthday last week and no one remembered.
2.75sWhat are you, nuts? I threw you a party at my house.
3.39sYou lie! Why would I not remember my own--
3.1sbirthday?
4.27sBut we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look.
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3.04sOh, that's it, baby. All for Moe.
3.62sOh, yeah, work the slot. Show me the package.
3.07sWhoa. That's-That's a project I'm workin' on. Sorry.
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1.97sOkay, Mom. We're rollin'.
3.27sI wrote a poem for Barney on this special occasion.
4s"Now that you're one year older, the time flew by so fast"--