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2.15sAll right, world.
3.37sGet ready to meet the clean and sober Barney Gumble.
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2.82sWhee! Give me a beer.
1.93sI knew you'd be back.
2.35sSanteria, you're the greatest.
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2.4sBarney, didn't you say you were going to stop drinking?
4.82sI know, but it's so hard! Please help me, Homer.
4.19sYou came to the right guy. I'll straighten you out... right after I finish this beer.
1.65sMmm.
1.03sOhh.
2.64s- Mmm.
- Ohh.
3.64sOh, man, that's sweet.
2.27sOkay, let's go.
4.49sMy name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic.
3.5sI feel for you, pally, but, uh, you want A.A. This is Triple "A."
2.9sOh. My name is Homer, and I'm planning a trip to Saint Louis.