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3.55sIt's a board, all right-- an ironing board.
3.99sWe had your old party board converted now that you not be partying anymore.
2.7sYOu-- You trashed my party board?
2.9sDamn right. Now you a mom, the only surfing you do...
2.67sis under a big wave of responsibility.
3.64sOh, this is the happiest moment of my life.
3.84sYou all brought such wonderful gifts, but the greatest gift--
0.65sMine!
3.71sis the bond I share with my Smizmarr, Amy.
3.04sFor soon, the quivering mass of life within me...
2.1swill depend upon us both.
3.5sEven now, I can sense it feeding, squirming,
5.91ssearching, questing, and shortly, it will rend my loins in twain,
3.62sburst forth, and pull us down, down, down...
2.6sinto the deep, dark waters of commitment.
3.59sThat's so beautiful!
3.2sYes. It's-- It's--
3.92sNo! I can't do this!