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3.56sBrian, will you carry me upstairs? I want to look at my toys.
2.94s- No. I'm watching television.
- Come on, I'm sick.
1.76sAll right. Come here.
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3.6sOh, Todd, I feel like we'll never have a baby of our own!
2.66sWe will, Kelly. You just have to visualize it.
4.13sCome on, close your eyes. Picture a happy, healthy baby boy at play.
3.8sNow put him in a magic bubble and release him to the universe.
1.09s(STEWIE SCREAMING)
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3.06sHoney, now I want you to visualize Lindsay Lohan,
2.73sonly, naked and doing a backwards crab-walk.
1.37s- What?
- Just do this for me!
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2.16sAh, Peter! Where have you been, lad?
3.49sWell, Dad, I was trying to find my own religion, but it didn't work out.
2.66sI haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity.
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1.66s(CROWD CHEERING)
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0.99sUh-oh.
1.7sYou want to get some breakfast or something?
4.06sYou want to find religion, all you got to do is look in your heart.