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3.94sYou can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.
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1.07sDad, what are you doing?
1.63sThere's no cross in here.
1.76sEvery kitchen needs a crucifix.
2.99sOh, yes. Nothing says, "Eat up." like a bleeding, half-naked Jew
1.06snailed to a piece of wood.
2.37sListen, Dad, I gotta talk to you.
4.53sLois was wondering if maybe you could, I don't know, ease up on the whole,
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3.44syou know, Jesus-ay Christ-ay, if you catch my drift.
1.8sYou're a lapsed Catholic, Peter.
3.49sYour wife's a Protestant whore and your baby isn't even baptized.
2.47sAll right, look, Dad, I don't want you to hate me, all right?
1.3sSo I'll make a deal with you.
3.99sIf we get Stewie baptized, you and all other old people have to acknowledge
3.03sand be aware that there's crap in the corners of your mouth.
2.09sI'll think about it. Now let's go.
2.9sOld people are gross, no matter how cute they try to make them look
2.2son Desperate Housewives. Go ahead.
2.99sSwitch over to ABC for five seconds. I'll wait. I'll wait five seconds.
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