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3.13sLois, you haven't changed a bit, you lying bitch.
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2.4sFrancis, why don't you come into the dining room, huh?
2.16sThe table's all set for your birthday dinner.
4.4sLois, actually, Dad said he would prefer it if you did not join us,
2.73syou know, you being a Protestant and all.
1.8sHe said it's okay if you sit at the kid's table.
1.7sPeter, I cooked the damn dinner.
3.09sYou know, I knew you were going to react like this, and that's why
2.03sI brought Bill Lumbergh to explain it to you.
4.63sYeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and not complain about this.
3.9sOh, and if you could go ahead and sit at the kids' table,
1.47sthat'd be great.
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3.49sI'm just saying, '70s boobs were different. I don't know.
2.59sYou know, it wouldn't kill you to contribute to the conversation.
4.3sDad, tell us about World War I and how America defeated Kaiser Permanente.
2.76sLois, when are you going to get that baby baptized?
1.7sOh, God, not this again.
2.49sFrancis, why the hell is this always an issue with you?
4.53sBecause I love this family and I don't want my grandson to burn in hell.