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2.66sWe will, Kelly. You just have to visualize it.
4.13sCome on, close your eyes. Picture a happy, healthy baby boy at play.
3.8sNow put him in a magic bubble and release him to the universe.
1.09s(STEWIE SCREAMING)
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3.06sHoney, now I want you to visualize Lindsay Lohan,
2.73sonly, naked and doing a backwards crab-walk.
1.37s- What?
- Just do this for me!
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2.16sAh, Peter! Where have you been, lad?
3.49sWell, Dad, I was trying to find my own religion, but it didn't work out.
2.66sI haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity.
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1.66s(CROWD CHEERING)
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0.99sUh-oh.
1.7sYou want to get some breakfast or something?
4.06sYou want to find religion, all you got to do is look in your heart.
3.49sWho's always been there for you, offering wisdom and truth?
3.13sYou've known him all along, Son. Now worship him!
1.97sOh, my God! Dad's right!
4.4sThere is only one person and it's time for him to be properly worshipped.