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4.03sIsn't she funny? She's definitely the Kramer of my Mormon wives.
3.66s- Nancy, get me a beer.
- Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol.
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2.06sPeter, did you just throw those women away?
1.3sNo. Maybe.
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2.56sAlso in the news, some trouble at St. Phillips Church.
1.09sThat's right, Diane.
3.23sA shipment of tainted holy water could put some local babies in jeopardy.
1.43sSounds dangerous, Tom.
2.2sBe careful next time you 're at confession telling the priest
2.23sabout cheating on your wife with that Filipino drag queen.
2.83sWell, at feast you 're in no danger, Diane, since you only visit church
3.23sto lea ve your self-delivered, unwashed, half-dead newborns on the back step.
3.6sComing up, how to turn your unwanted change into folding money.
2.53sYou know, it's kind of sad seeing Stewie in that plastic bubble.
3.94s" think he looks like a bunny.
Oh, that's it, Chris, keep laughing.
1.97sWhen I get out of here, you're going to get it.
4.27sI'll lull you into a false sense of security like those network television announcers.