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1.3sSo I'll make a deal with you.
3.99sIf we get Stewie baptized, you and all other old people have to acknowledge
3.03sand be aware that there's crap in the corners of your mouth.
2.09sI'll think about it. Now let's go.
2.9sOld people are gross, no matter how cute they try to make them look
2.2son Desperate Housewives. Go ahead.
2.99sSwitch over to ABC for five seconds. I'll wait. I'll wait five seconds.
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3.44sOh, my God, did you see? Did you see how old and ugly they are?
3.13sOh, my God, that redhead looks like somebody pulled Silly Putty
0.97sover their knee.
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3.77sI'm sorry, Mr. Griffin, but I can't baptize little Stewie today.
2.63sIt turns out our last shipment of holy water is tainted.
2.7sTainted? Holy water? How did that happen?
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