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2.06sOh, now how the whiz-bang does the rest of it go?
1.97sQuick! Make something up!
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1.49s(PLAYING FAST-PACED TUNE)
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2.66sPeter, what are all these women doing in our living room?
2.49sLois, I took your advice and picked a new religion.
2.99s- I'm gonna be a Mormon.
- A Mormon? Are you sure?
2.99sCome on. Nailing a different wife every night? That's a no-brainer.
3.27sOh, Lois, this is Kimmy, the checkout girl from the Korean market.
2.8sNancy, our postal carrier. And you know Tiffany,
2.83sthe filthy woman who stands downtown and screams at traffic.
2.23sI ate a tube of Crest for dinner!
4.03sIsn't she funny? She's definitely the Kramer of my Mormon wives.
3.66s- Nancy, get me a beer.
- Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol.
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