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3.27sOh, Lois, this is Kimmy, the checkout girl from the Korean market.
2.8sNancy, our postal carrier. And you know Tiffany,
2.83sthe filthy woman who stands downtown and screams at traffic.
2.23sI ate a tube of Crest for dinner!
4.03sIsn't she funny? She's definitely the Kramer of my Mormon wives.
3.66s- Nancy, get me a beer.
- Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol.
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2.06sPeter, did you just throw those women away?
1.3sNo. Maybe.
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2.56sAlso in the news, some trouble at St. Phillips Church.
1.09sThat's right, Diane.
3.23sA shipment of tainted holy water could put some local babies in jeopardy.
1.43sSounds dangerous, Tom.
2.2sBe careful next time you 're at confession telling the priest
2.23sabout cheating on your wife with that Filipino drag queen.
2.83sWell, at feast you 're in no danger, Diane, since you only visit church
3.23sto lea ve your self-delivered, unwashed, half-dead newborns on the back step.