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1.07sDad, what are you doing?
1.63sThere's no cross in here.
1.76sEvery kitchen needs a crucifix.
2.99sOh, yes. Nothing says, "Eat up." like a bleeding, half-naked Jew
1.06snailed to a piece of wood.
2.37sListen, Dad, I gotta talk to you.
4.53sLois was wondering if maybe you could, I don't know, ease up on the whole,
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3.44syou know, Jesus-ay Christ-ay, if you catch my drift.
1.8sYou're a lapsed Catholic, Peter.
3.49sYour wife's a Protestant whore and your baby isn't even baptized.
2.47sAll right, look, Dad, I don't want you to hate me, all right?
1.3sSo I'll make a deal with you.
3.99sIf we get Stewie baptized, you and all other old people have to acknowledge
3.03sand be aware that there's crap in the corners of your mouth.