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1.66sReverend Peter, I gotta talk to you.
2.66sLast night I had sex with a teenage blonde and her mother.
3.53sWell, that's quite a story, Quagmire, but my church doesn't have confession.
1.73sSo there's really no reason for you to tell me.
2.8sAre you kidding? I'm telling everybody. Giggity Goo Ga!
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2.73sLet us pause to reflect on the sacred mystery
2.2sof Richie's elder brother, Chuck,
3.56swho ascended the stairs with his basketball in Season One
1.73sand never came down again.
1.66sThere's just one problem, Peter.
2.99sWhen a religion gets too powerful, it's bound to have imitators.
1.37sWhat are you talking about?
2.43sHi. I'm Sherman Hemsley and I've just established
1.63sthe Church of George Jefferson.
1.93sWho wants to move on up?
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1.19sHi, I'm Gavin MacLeod
2.33sand I've just established the Church of Captain Stubing.
1.19sWho wants to come onboard?