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1.37sat that birthday party.
2.13sOkay, okay, ready? Here goes.
2.33sI'm a female. I have a high voice.
2.26sI have reproductive organs inside of me.
1.3sAnd I buy groceries.
2.99sPeter, your religion is an abomination.
2.97sI never thought you could ever embarrass me more in a church
1.76sthan you did at your cousin Mary's wedding.
3.53sAnd if anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married,
1.63slet him speak now.
1.44s
1.16sReally?
1.93sNobody's gonna speak up.
2.66sI'm the one who's gonna have to say it.
1.3s(SIGHING) All right.
1.73sGenital warts.
2.37sBut, Dad, you're the one who said I should look into my heart
2.76sundefinedto find my religion. Wes. Real religion.
1.9sWhat I saw today wasn't religion.
4.3sIt was just a bunch of sheep, singing songs and listening to ridiculous tall tales.
2.4s- Actually, that is religion.
- Shut your trap, Brian.
1sSTEWIE: Hah! You tell him.
1.43sWhy? I agree with you.
2.7sAll Peter's done is found another way to exploit people's ignorance,
1.23sand that's just wrong.
2.13sYou think I'm...