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4.04sA kindred spirit, like Judas found in Pontius Pilate.
4.3sYou know, sometimes, I feel like someone should just crucify Jesus of Nazareth. Crucify Jesus of Nazareth.
1.1s- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
1.8s- Shut up. - No, you shut up.
1.7s- I'm Judas. - Pontius.
5.67sThis is so weird, because just today I was thinking about how I wanted to find the son of God and nail him to some wood.
1.87sWell, let's go find him and kick his ass.
2.13sThat sounds swell.
2.64s(IT'S A SUNSHINE DAY PLAYING)
3sI think I'll go for a walk outside now
2.17sThe summer sun's calling my name
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4.2sSo, do you really think you're suited to be the fourth guy in our group, Buzz Killington?
2.5sYeah, I mean, we mainly just sit here in the booth and crack jokes,
1.8sbut you're kind of a buzz kill.
4.64sOh, on the contrary. I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn.
5.44s(CHUCKLING) Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?
1.3sNo. No.
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