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1.5sWhoa, whoa, whoa. Are you serious?
3.04sYeah. I got an erection.
1.87sI've got a headache. Do you have any Anacin?
1.7sAny what? "Anacin"?
1sYeah, Anacin.
1.5sDo they even make Anacin anymore?
1.3sYeah, it's still around. Why?
2.6sNo, it just seems like sort of a '70s medication.
1.4sSo you don't have any Anacin?
1.17sNo.
2.1sGod, you're more worthless than Colin Farrell.
3.97sSo, you got the wool cap on, huh? Yeah.
2.63sYeah, I guess. You know, whatever. It's 96 degrees out.
3.07sBetter put on the old wool cap. Yeah.
4.14sGot a lot going on under there, under the wool cap?
1.07s
2.34sThinking about your sideburns?
2.43sYeah. No, no, no, no. You're not a complete jackass, yeah.
3.54sOh, hey, nice T-shirt. "Phresh", and it's spelled with a "P-H".
3.24sOh, that's fun, 'cause it's usually spelled with an "F".
2.2sYeah. Oh, and you got a little tear on your pants, there.
1.83sOh, that's on purpose, though, isn't it?
3.77sYeah. Yeah, you're a bad boy. You're a bad boy.
2.24sSociety wants your pants to be intact,
2.3sbut you're just not gonna listen, are you?
3.34sMy God, this is ridiculous. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to kill you.