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1.9sGod, I hate being handicapped.
3.8sSometimes, I feel more useless than the head of the maid's union.
1.97sAnd what exactly are your demands?
1.77sWe need more Lemon Pledge.
2sYou need more Lemon Pledge?
1sYes.
1.23sWe're not responsible for that.
2.14sYou should just bring it from your own home.
1.7sNo.
1.53s
7.84s(PHONE RINGING) Hello? Oh, hi, Lois. Yeah, last night was fun.
3.57sOh, it's okay. I'm used to not dancing.
4.3sI mean, I knew what to expect after, you know, Joe's accident,
4.2sand I'm prepared to live the rest of my life this way.
3.34sPoor Bonnie. She deserves so much better than me.
2.44sGod, she must regret this marriage.
3.94sIf only there was some way for me to walk again.
1.73sWait a minute, what am I saying?
3.3sThere's nothing wrong with me. I'm no different than any other guy.
4sJoe, would you put on your hand shoes and take out the garbage?