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2.44sGod, she must regret this marriage.
3.94sIf only there was some way for me to walk again.
1.73sWait a minute, what am I saying?
3.3sThere's nothing wrong with me. I'm no different than any other guy.
4sJoe, would you put on your hand shoes and take out the garbage?
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1.47sThank you.
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2.2s(JOE SOBBING)
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1.77sHey, thanks for coming with me, Peter.
4.5sIt sure would be wonderful if Dr. Hartman could help me walk again.
1.3sI'm sorry, Mayor McCheese,
2.43sbut I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible.
1.4sLook, if it's a financial issue...
1sNo, it's not an issue of money.
1.77sYour head is a cheeseburger.
2.9sThere's no blood flow to it. It's just... It's just dead cow meat.
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