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1.67sWhere the hell am I supposed to...
3.07s(STUTTERING) And what is this? "A drum of grape jam"?
1.47sIs that... What is that...
2.57sIs that, like, a drum, like, they ship oil in? Is that...
3.67sAnd look at this one, "A desk of Cheez-Its."
3.07sA desk? Where were you getting these units of measurement from?
1sMary...
2.44s(LAUGHING) That is still funny.
2.64sOkay. You stay right here, big funny gal.
3.87sI'll be right back with "a hammock of cake."
4.04sYeah, Dave Matthews Live. I'll burn you a copy. Stay cool.
1.8sHey, Joe, what you got there?
1.47sMountain bike.
2.6sJoe, I don't know. I'm still chafed from that power walk.
3.54sBoth of my inner thighs look like those big cherry Swedish Fish.
3.47sDon't worry. I'm not taking you pansies. I'm taking my new friends.
2.74sThis is Parker, Quentin, and Portland.
1.5sIs Portland the black one?
1.3sPortland is the black one.
2.23sJoe, what the hell is this?
7.47sWell, Peter, I realized over the last few days the only reason I hung out with you guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy.