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1.3sPortland is the black one.
2.23sJoe, what the hell is this?
7.47sWell, Peter, I realized over the last few days the only reason I hung out with you guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy.
2.94sI decided it's time I got some friends more suited to my status.
1.07sBut, Joe, we've been friends for years.
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1.07sHey, we all make mistakes.
2.07sCome on, dudes, let's go exercise.
1.13sExercise! Yeah!
1.23sI'm gonna do sit-ups till l crap myself.
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2.47sI can't believe it. Joe just dumped us. He's gone.
3.2sAnd all we've got to remember him by are his old legs.
2.43s(GROWLING) Okay, okay.
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3sPeter, I wish you'd go over there and patch things up with Joe.
1.67sHey, screw him, Lois.
2.54sHe doesn't need us anymore, now that he's got his cool, new friends.
3sI tell you, those legs have turned him into a complete jerk.
3.17sIt's like giving a monkey the keys to an amusement park.
1.87sHow is that? How is what?
3.84sHow is it anything like a monkey having the keys to an amusement park?