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2.44s(LAUGHING) That is still funny.
2.64sOkay. You stay right here, big funny gal.
3.87sI'll be right back with "a hammock of cake."
4.04sYeah, Dave Matthews Live. I'll burn you a copy. Stay cool.
1.8sHey, Joe, what you got there?
1.47sMountain bike.
2.6sJoe, I don't know. I'm still chafed from that power walk.
3.54sBoth of my inner thighs look like those big cherry Swedish Fish.
3.47sDon't worry. I'm not taking you pansies. I'm taking my new friends.
2.74sThis is Parker, Quentin, and Portland.
1.5sIs Portland the black one?
1.3sPortland is the black one.
2.23sJoe, what the hell is this?
7.47sWell, Peter, I realized over the last few days the only reason I hung out with you guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy.
2.94sI decided it's time I got some friends more suited to my status.
1.07sBut, Joe, we've been friends for years.
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1.07sHey, we all make mistakes.
2.07sCome on, dudes, let's go exercise.
1.13sExercise! Yeah!
1.23sI'm gonna do sit-ups till l crap myself.