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1sAh, Baby books.
3.19sNostalgic for the days of chafed nipples and episiotomies?
2.68sOh, Somebody hasn't heard the news.
0.93snews, What news?
3.1sWhat's the most wonderful thing that could happen to this family?
0.77sHmm.
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1.47sOh, The Phillies won.
1.67sYou're gonna have a baby brother, buddy.
1.1sOr sister.
1.67sOh, A new baby. That's wonderful.
1.62sCall me when Kojak starts.
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1.13sWhat?
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1.2sAnother baby?
1.57sBut--But, I'm the baby.
2.1sWhy the deuce would they want to replace me?
1.33sMy--My cheeks are pinchable.
1.03sMy bottom is smooth.
1.8sMy laugh is heartwarming.
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