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4.2sGosh! I've--I've never had to entertain kids before.
3.07sSo A, s-So a chick walks into a gynecologist's office...
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1.5sDiggly, diggly, diggly, diggly,
1.48sdiggly, diggly, digGly, diggly.
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2.08sDon't worry, Carol. W-We'll get you through this.
2.37sIn a few days, you'll have a beautiful baby.
2.34sAnd you can smother it with all your unrequited love.
1.53sAnd, As soon as the baby can crawl,
1.5sit'll probably leave me, too,
2.3sjust like my 8 husbands.
1.58sUm, hey, Carol.
1.3sIt's me, Ted.
1.43sListen, i--I came back,
1.43sbecause I love you, and uh--
1.33sNah--nah, I'm just kidding.
1.38sIt's me, Peter.
1.82sIt was so nice of you to come, Peter.
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