2.47sUh, well--well, in--In accordance with Megan's law,
1.93sI'm obligated to inform you that, uh--
1.9sY-you know what? That's fine. I--I'll take the kids.
1.15sAw, Thanks, buddy.
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4.2sGosh! I've--I've never had to entertain kids before.
3.07sSo A, s-So a chick walks into a gynecologist's office...
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1.5sDiggly, diggly, diggly, diggly,
1.48sdiggly, diggly, digGly, diggly.
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2.08sDon't worry, Carol. W-We'll get you through this.
2.37sIn a few days, you'll have a beautiful baby.
2.34sAnd you can smother it with all your unrequited love.
1.53sAnd, As soon as the baby can crawl,
1.5sit'll probably leave me, too,