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2.08sDon't worry, Carol. W-We'll get you through this.
2.37sIn a few days, you'll have a beautiful baby.
2.34sAnd you can smother it with all your unrequited love.
1.53sAnd, As soon as the baby can crawl,
1.5sit'll probably leave me, too,
2.3sjust like my 8 husbands.
1.58sUm, hey, Carol.
1.3sIt's me, Ted.
1.43sListen, i--I came back,
1.43sbecause I love you, and uh--
1.33sNah--nah, I'm just kidding.
1.38sIt's me, Peter.
1.82sIt was so nice of you to come, Peter.
1.27sYou're so considerate.
1.75sAw, It was nothing.
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2.09sMr. Quagmire! I finished the scavenger hunt!
2.03sWhoa, whoa! Hold your horses. Hold your horses.
2.14sLet's go down the list. Uh, An unsharpened pencil?
1.37sCheck!
2.05sA speed-limit sign that doesn't end in 5 or zero?
0.65sCheck!
1.13sYour mom's hairbrush?