2.08sDon't worry, Carol. W-We'll get you through this.
2.37sIn a few days, you'll have a beautiful baby.
2.34sAnd you can smother it with all your unrequited love.
1.53sAnd, As soon as the baby can crawl,
1.5sit'll probably leave me, too,
2.3sjust like my 8 husbands.
1.58sUm, hey, Carol.
1.3sIt's me, Ted.
1.43sListen, i--I came back,
1.43sbecause I love you, and uh--
1.33sNah--nah, I'm just kidding.