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1.25sA pencil and a speed sign!
0.87sI did it!
1.32sI'll be right back.
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1.2sHeh.
1.83sA couple of teeth and some toenail clippings,
1.52sand we'll be ready for our date!
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1.47sUm, hey-- Hey Carol?
2.3sUm, since--Since Ted dumped you, can I have his shirts?
1.95sPeter, What are you gonna do with ted's shirts?
1.03sHe's half your size.
1.94sI--i know--i know--I know. But check this out.
1.1sHey--Hey, Carol. Say, Say,
3.14s"David Banner, I just slashed your tires."
2.23s"David Banner, I just slashed your tires."
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1.74sI'm priceless.
2.5sPeter, sit with Carol. I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
1.85sDoes she still take the newspaper in there?
1.02sUgh, Yeah.
1.27sAnd--and--And after she does,
1.43si--I just can't read it.
1.2sOhhh!
2.5sOh, God! The baby's gonna be here any minute!
1.22sWe'd better get moving!
1.18sCarol, you gotta relax.
1.67sYou Let that kid start calling the shots now,
1.13sand you're screwed.
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3.54sIs Mr. Quagmire babysitting all these people, too?
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