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3.37sHey, Here's the broken condom that led to my birth.
2.47sAnd, The resulting lawsuit bought us this house.
2.77sYou're my favorite mistake.
2.25sYou see, Meg? I'm the favorite!
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1sAh, Baby books.
3.19sNostalgic for the days of chafed nipples and episiotomies?
2.68sOh, Somebody hasn't heard the news.
0.93snews, What news?
3.1sWhat's the most wonderful thing that could happen to this family?
0.77sHmm.
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1.47sOh, The Phillies won.
1.67sYou're gonna have a baby brother, buddy.
1.1sOr sister.
1.67sOh, A new baby. That's wonderful.
1.62sCall me when Kojak starts.
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1.13sWhat?
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