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1.03sHe's half your size.
1.94sI--i know--i know--I know. But check this out.
1.1sHey--Hey, Carol. Say, Say,
3.14s"David Banner, I just slashed your tires."
2.23s"David Banner, I just slashed your tires."
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1.74sI'm priceless.
2.5sPeter, sit with Carol. I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
1.85sDoes she still take the newspaper in there?
1.02sUgh, Yeah.
1.27sAnd--and--And after she does,
1.43si--I just can't read it.
1.2sOhhh!
2.5sOh, God! The baby's gonna be here any minute!
1.22sWe'd better get moving!
1.18sCarol, you gotta relax.
1.67sYou Let that kid start calling the shots now,
1.13sand you're screwed.
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3.54sIs Mr. Quagmire babysitting all these people, too?
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1.97sHey, if I could rearrange the alphabet,
2.12sI'd put "U" and "I" together.
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1.37sHey, You must be a parking ticket,
2.95s'cause you got "fine" written all over you.
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1.47sHey there. I don't wanna come between you.
1.23sOr do I?
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2.15sOh, that's awful. That's awful.
4.1sUm, This is a song I've been singing for a number of years.