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2.7sIt's not a sob story! It's true!
2.17sOh, come on! You think I was born yesterday?
2.5sI've dated convicts. I know how they talk.
5.81sOne day they're promising you the world, the next day you're spitting balloons of heroin into their mouths during conjugal visits.
1.4sLuke doesn't do drugs!
3.6sFrankly, I don't care, Meg. I do not want you seeing him again!
0.78sI can't find the sweater.
1.8sHow the hell did you even meet him?
1.6sWe had a pen-pal project at school,
2.77sand when it was over, Luke and I just kind of kept writing to each other.
1.33sWell, it stops now!
1.7sBut, Mom, I love him!
1.1sIt stops now, Meg!
1.35sYour mother's right, Meg.
2.34sYou got to be careful who you get involved with romantically.
2.55s(CELL PHONE RINGING) Hello?
0.9sI'm in the mood for some coitus.
1.23sGet over here.
1.2sI can't. I'm with my family.
2.39sPick up wine on the way.
2.48sWell, Angela, if I'm really the only guy at work who can solve it,
1.33sI'll be right there.
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2.3s(SOBBING)
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2.1s- (TAPPING ON WINDOW)
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2.32sLuke! What are you doing here?