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2sHold on, Lois. This is some serious parenting.
2.6sI'm gonna go put on my Cosby sweater.
4.34sMom, you don't understand! Luke and I really connect very deeply!
3.07sHe's all alone in there, and I'm all alone out here.
1.83sIn a way, we're both in prison.
1.62sWell, Meg, there's a big difference there.
2.74sHe's in prison for a reason. He broke the law!
4sHe robbed a convenience store to pay for medication for his mom.
3.17sOh, I'm sure he gave you a very convincing sob story, Meg.
2.7sIt's not a sob story! It's true!
2.17sOh, come on! You think I was born yesterday?
2.5sI've dated convicts. I know how they talk.
5.81sOne day they're promising you the world, the next day you're spitting balloons of heroin into their mouths during conjugal visits.
1.4sLuke doesn't do drugs!
3.6sFrankly, I don't care, Meg. I do not want you seeing him again!
0.78sI can't find the sweater.
1.8sHow the hell did you even meet him?
1.6sWe had a pen-pal project at school,
2.77sand when it was over, Luke and I just kind of kept writing to each other.
1.33sWell, it stops now!
1.7sBut, Mom, I love him!