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3.35sFirst question, who's the biggest, toughest guy in this house?
1.6sWell, I don't like to toot my own horn,
1.67sbut I believe I hold the distinction...
1.28s(GRUNTS)
2.05s(GROANING)
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3sMy house now, bitch! Now who's the funniest?
1.09s
1.08sI know my way around a joke.
5.29s(GROANING) For God's sake, Dad, have some humility! It'll save your life!
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3.2sThere better be beer in the fridge.
2.32sBoy, I liked her better when she was more predictable.
2.7sLike the stock photos on a corporate website.
2sWOMAN: I'm a woman in a lab coat wearing goggles,
2.7sstaring intently at a beaker that I'm holding near my face.
1.47sMAN: I'm a Latino in a hardhat,
2.6sbut I'm also wearing a tie so you know I'm a supervisor.
2sMAN 2: We're college students listening to our professor,