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1.55sYou should get a job.
5.97sThe only thing I was ever good at was bus driving and now I need a piece of paper to do that.
1.78sSo get that piece of paper.
1.1sI tried!
2.54sOh, Lord, how I did try.
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0.83sKnock it off!
1.67sI can't hear myself think.
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1.37sI want some peanuts.
1.18sThat's better.
2.72sHow come you never play your guitar anymore?
1.6sI'll tell you the truth.
2.04sI wasn't good at it, so I quit.
1.55sI hope you're not mad.
1.92sSon, come here.
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1.55sOf course I'm not mad.
3.8sIf something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
9.73sYou just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.